Let's pop some boners.

<3
I love you with all my heart baby.
I love when you smile and the way you say you love me. You give me butterflies that make me feel like I'm flying. The thought of you gives me this feeling words can't even begin to describe.
Your mine again and I hope nothing ever happens to prevent that, because right now your my life. You keep me breathing heavy and my heart filled. You have my new heart because all the others have been shattered. I hope this is the heart that will stay in place and won't be broken.
-Haappy Biirhtdaay Alex, I love you baby.
 

 
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Haappy Birthdaay to you..
 

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I made a new friends.------------
Carson your pretty amazing :)
Avenue you sex things xD ----
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Skylar I really hope you don't get hurt...

 

 

I love you all, but at the same time hate you.
It's really difficult I can't understand it.
But some of you make me happy.
Live your lives kids, .
 

 

I love you baby boy, Haappy Birthdaay!
 

 

 
Hmm, where should I take my baby?

- Have you ever loved someone so much, you could barely breath? I have.
+ I've always fuccking held all this shit in so people don't give me sympathy. I hate when you say you feel bad for me but really you don't give a damn shit.
"Don't" tell me your sorry, I don't need it.
I don't need anyone of you. Most of you are bastards. I feel like someone just fuccking chopped off my dick but that's alright, I'll grow another, won't I? No, the thing is I won't. That's Exactly the way my heart works.
Shut up and enjoy your life. Mine really isn't worth looking into, even with time on your hands.
 
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I have the biggest fucking head ache.
I need an Advil. -------------------------------
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{Layla},{ Layla},{ Layla}{<3}
 
Layla's here helping me. Who knew chicken soup really helps? Not me, I just thought that was false information on t.v
Ginger ale and Gatorade helped too.
But I still fuccking feel shitty.
Layla brought me a chocolate bar for when I'm better. Gah I love her.
 

 

 

 

 

 
Iloveyou, And I'm sorry.

--Crushing.
I'm not telling you all I'm crushing so that you guys get curious and for my own amusement.. Hahahahaha well maaaybe just a little, Naaah It's completely because of that.
 
^But it's no lie that I'm crushing, I really am.
 
;You know what makes things a bit hilarious? When the one who you like asks who you are crushing on and your dying to tell them but your shitting yourself because your scared. xD
Hahahaha well that' happening to me.
 
//: It's Amaazing how as soon as you write your crushing, everyone's up your ass about it. But I kinda like it and all because then I tease them about it xD Add they wanna shoot me.
 
: I'm really stressed, school and shit is down my pants tugging on my dick. That' jut the way I explain how stressed I am. I have family shit happening, school, and finals, a lot of my friends are depressed for some odd reason including me, and life just goes on from there. Life just doesn't let you breath does it? Well not for me.
 
Gaah, your so adorable i can't even get over it. You make me smile until my cheeks hurt and yet after that I'm till smiling. Oh, how you make me blush, I feel like I jut ran a mile and I feel the heat off my skin.
 
kfhgdfgterg: Oh, you know your hot when you make Carson ejaculate xD I did it. I feel like sex on a stick.
I BITE LOTS SO GET USED TO IT. And I'll how you how to make your jizz shoot out like rain in the sky. I can do it. JACK OFF BABY ;) Your a whore. But I do love you.
 
Well you see I have this mind, it works like a dick, it's (hard) to understand, it (spills) out lots of ideas, its (huge), it (reproduces) old ideas into new ideas and sure as hell can get (inside) your brain. That's just a little about myself though.
 

I like poem's, Write me one. Naah you don't have too. I like you I do. No lie.
 
Like this? It's a pretty ugly ass set but hey they all can't be nice, although none of mine are xD
That's alright.
 
RAYRAY is my best friend, just like to point that out to everyone, so don't fuck around with him. Or iI'll shove my dick of a head in you and fuck your impregnated body up. Di that makes sense?
yeah... I don't think it did. Well even if it didn't I meant something really baaad. It sounded alright in my head... :S
I love you Raymond, really I do.
 

CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING
 
CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING
 
CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING
 
CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING;CRUSHING
Not telling youuu >:D
 
Hahahahaha byee now kids, and don't talk to strangers, oh and if my mom knocks on your door don't open it or move till she's gone. If you open it well good luck young ones.
 
- Pm?, Comment?, like? Either way Id like it
 
Ohh and doing my crushtag would be nice too, Plus Id like some hater comments ;)
So go for it. http://www.thiscrush.com/~landynandrea there is it.

Don't talk to me anymore.
Your confusing, miss leading but you do it on purpose.
Your full of love and don't ever even dare to share any of it. You promise things that can't happen.
You say things that aren't true. You expect everyone clean up after you and the messes people leave for you to clean.
You want to be the center of attention, but one persons life revolving around you isn't enough?
Well sorry but mines no longer going to revolve around you.
 

I don't want to follow my heart anymore. It just pushes me into anything that's sticky, every ditch, every mess, anything that can hurt me.
 

 
I like your smile. You look like you can make me smile, pm me.

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Twinkle twinkle little star, In your eyes are where I fall, Up above your my sky, With diamonds you fill my eyes. When the sun is gone, And there's nothing he will shine upon. You show your bright light, that you shine upon me all night. Twinkle twinkle little star.
 

-'
I have to work tomorrow,11 hours.
Kill me. But I guess I'd rather work and make money instead of thinking about you every minute I have to myself. It scares me, you not being well and all. But just like your Promises, I promise that I'll be here when your back.
 

+
You made me a promise, and don't go back on it now. Your promise was that everything would be okay and I'm waiting for it to happen.
 
//: cdfjktqelkthfgeg I miss things.
 
-: I was sneaking out of the basement window last night to go see someone and I failed pretty harsh, I'd say. I thought I opened the window all the way but turns out I didn't so First I fucking knock myself out by slamming my head into it then I trip because I'm standing at the top of my couch and I knock a shit load of thing down. In the end I didn't get to see my friend...
 

- butter up my dick and show me the way you blow. No. I'm Kidding. Don't do that.
 
'I don't make sets much anymore. I should start making them again.
 
-- Oh and about that book I'm writing, I think its working out pretty well. It's called. "How to screw your friends mother without making your friendship awkward"
 
1) Don't tell your friend right away.
2) Let him or her have a crack at your mother.
3) Don't act all serious unless they don't mind the fact your fucking their mother.
4) If they get mad act like you were kidding.
5) When you fuck her, make sure she doesn't yell your name.
6) Come over after his/her bedtime.
7) Warm up before sex so it doesn't look like you pulled a muscle while you were fucking.
 
That' all for now. Hahahahaha.
But really don't fuck your friends mothers, it's not right Kids.
 
Don't let it rip unless you crack open a window first loves. xD That's my friends life story.
 

{ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ}
 
Oh and I wouldn't hate it if you did my crushtag.
On my profile.. or I could just give it to you for them lazy shits.
 
Here it is. http://www.thiscrush.com/~landynandrea
 
I really do
love you.
 

Pm, Comment, crushtag, Lets have a chat.

TOMORROWS MY SET ADVERSARY
Lets make stuff wet with the extra jizz i stored in my freezer.. ;o But we`ll have to microwave it first, of course.
 
Long time no set.
 

 

-
Frowyow don`t move my shit.
 

 
`; Ohh I AM CANADIAN :D
And its its a party in Canada today Hun :D
I made cookies and baked a cake, Well no but mom did. They were very very good. I`m sure you think your mothers make the bestest cookies but MY 4 COOKIES THAT I MADE ARE BY FAR THE BEST ONES EVER MADE. There was a hair in one.. But it was really good :D And my hairs sexy so don`t hate. Ahahahaha and one looked like a shoe. :D
 

--I wish my house was made of candy. I`d eat it all the time and GO TO SUPERSTORE TO REBUILD IT :D I`d never starve.
 

=
I need PORNSTARS FOR MY PORNO
If you wanna be in it call:
645-457-554-889-754-5772
I`ll be waiting ;)
BUCKLE DOWN HOES LETS WATCH PORN.
 

 
I-I love you Coopie (:

. March, 28 / 2010
 

 

;Hello, How are you?
I know I'm good :)
-
I'm crushing, really really harsh crushing if that makes any sense at all.
I'M CRUSHING CRUSHING
AND AND AND AND AND AND AND IM NOT TELLING ANYONE. EVER.
:D
''haha GO HAVE SEX IF YOUR BORED.
that's what i try to get at when I'm bored.
 
Maamama said when your bored, get the fuck to cleaning :o I don't like it.
 

 

 

 

 

I Dream. You should too.
 

 

 

 

 

 
If i wrote a book it would be called
''How to screw someone else's mom without making the friendship awkward"
And all of you should read it when i publish it xD
I promise most of you will love it. Haahaha
 
-
''I love someone. It's not you or you or you.
Oh. but I love you and you and you, but you guys aren't not the one I'm in love with.
 
-;Sorry bastards its hard to be that sexy.
And unfortunately I'm not sexy either, I'm sexual but not sexy sadly. But don't worry your still sexier than me. And only you homo bitchess can handle this. IT'S INSANE NEWS.
 

 

 
Haahaha bye now. I love you Homo's
Comment, but not about who I like. I won't tell you. Pm and lets talk Bye

CRUSHTAG CRUSHTAG DO IT DO IT :)
http://www.thiscrush.com/~landynandrea
xD Anyways I think that's all for now :D
Thanks ByByeeee

63 fuckking Pm's Bitcch
I'd say that's a lot, well for me.
I have friends, Yaaay '':]
Hello. Landyn love you homo's :D
 
Your not all homo's, just the special ones are.
Don't feel bad. Stay happy. Nice day.
Made me happy. :)
 

 

I'm a fag i really am. Makes me laugh how sometimes my friends till are surprised I'm such a dick. I've never been really nice, all my life I've pissed people off and pushed them to the point where i could almost get my ass kicked really badly. But I'll be really nice i Promise. :D
And i keep my promises.
 

 
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I got sleep last night. It was the bet sleep Ive ever had, but then i had school :( it was annoying
 

 
My ass hurts, a lot. But it'll get better. :D
 

Let me know if you wanna talk, we'll get right to that, as soon as I get baccck on.
 
Make me smile and I'll give you something out of my pants.. :o
 

 

 

 

 

Don't get too excited, it's not my penis. But it's pretty amazing I'd say so. :D
 

 

Wait and see.
 

 

 

 
Hm did you go on eHarmony yesterday?
I didn't. Don't go on there, there's a lot of old men that would sure as hell like to come to your house and rappe the fuckk out of you.
I was kidding yesterday.
 

 
Anywho..
 

 
Have a nice day Homo's and you other people, you deserve it. :D Go buy an ice cream or something. Bye

-Your real sexy boy ;¨)
 
Maama said so.
 
I`m having a day where all i wanna do is fuckk things. Gaaah I fricken love this feeling.
My penis tingles every few seconds.. just thought i should explain the feeling.
It maybe seem preetty weird but try feeling it first.
It starts with being horny and ends with fuckking shit like you have a day left to live.
 
Don`t hate before you try this shit out. ;D
 

I have homework ;( So i think i have to get that done and I`m gonna go out in a bit for a while at around 5:30 or 6:00. I`ll be baack about in an hour or someshit.
 

I don`t masturbate. I wanna try it and see how it feels though :o it`ll have to be when I`m alone and on my own time though. And I have to make sure maama doesn't see me :o Oh well she`ll still love me and I`m counting on that.
 
Stay still little dear and ill show you where it goes down. ;) Keep quiet.
 
JIZZ YOURSELF BOY
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
JIZZ YOURSELF :)
Kkaaay I think that enough for just about now.
 

 
www.Eharmony.com go there
Find your match, and someone to get inside your pants :) View your matches for FREE.
 

PUMP IT BABY BOY.
Fuckk off homo.. No I`m kidding come back inside here. If your face isn`t by my penis in the next 3 seconds there will be serious consequences.
 

 
Pm, Comment, talk, Make me happier Hun. :D
Bye
 

 

 

 

 
THE WEINER WAS GREGORY :D